Maintenance

// Maintenance mode · All nodes rebooting

Rebooting the chrome

cyber-punk.online is offline while we rebuild the shop from the firmware up: a bigger implant catalog, a certified clinic network and a neural compatibility scan before every checkout. Doors reopen on 27 June 2027.

Cyberware cyberware.png — workshop cam 03 // night shift ● Rec
Cyberware
Scan 98.2% Bus NL-5 1280×720 Signal stable
▲ Kessler Neuroworks pushes KX-7 firmware 4.2.1 — fixes low-light ghosting ▼ Grey-market NL-3 adapters seized in 6 cities — check your jack's serial ● Clinic PAR-03 certified for Class D limb replacement ▲ Graphene weave prices down 8% as a new fab comes online ▼ Solar storm warning this weekend — shield your optics ● Reminder: never flash unsigned firmware. Ever.

01Reboot status

Live from the build floor. Every subsystem of the shop is being rebuilt, tested and re-signed before the doors reopen.

root@cp-core:~# reboot --full
[ OK ] Mounting catalog shard eu-west ........ 12,480 SKUs[ OK ] Re-signing firmware vault (Ed25519) ... 3,912 images[ OK ] Purging stale ICE signatures .......... done[ OK ] Migrating customer neural profiles .... encrypted[ .. ] Certifying clinic network ............. 31/43[ .. ] Calibrating compatibility engine ...... 88%[ .. ] Rebuilding storefront ................. 41%[WAIT] Reopening doors ....................... 2027-06-27root@cp-core:~#
Catalog migration100%
Firmware vault100%
Compatibility engine88%
Clinic network72%
Storefront41%
Coffee supply12%

03What's coming online

When the doors reopen, the shop won't just look different. It will think differently about what goes into your body.

Catalog

12,480 implants

Optics, neural accelerators, dermal weaves, limbs and interface jacks — every SKU with full specs: neural load, power draw, surgery class and bus compatibility.

Neural safety

Compatibility scan

Upload your neural profile once. Every cart is checked against your load budget and power cell before you can pay, so nothing you buy fries what you already run.

Clinics

Certified surgeon network

Book installation with licensed clinics in 31 cities, filtered by the surgery class your implant needs. Aftercare follow-ups included.

Firmware

Signed OTA vault

Stable, beta and long-term channels for every implant. Each image is signed and checksummed — your chrome only ever runs code we can vouch for.

Trade-in

Old chrome, new credit

Send back retired implants for certified refurbishment or safe recycling and get store credit toward your next upgrade.

Security

ICE for everyone

A free entry-level neural firewall profile for every account, because an unprotected port is an open door.

12,480Implants in catalog
43Partner clinics
31Cities served
0.3%Bio-rejection rate

04Launch drops

A first look at the chrome landing on reopening day.

Ocular

KX-7 Ocular Overlay

Kessler Neuroworks

Neural load
18 NLI
Power draw
340 mW
Surgery
Class B
Bus
NL-4 / NL-5
€2,499Day-one drop
Neural

Synaptic Accelerator Mk.III

Ozu Dynamics

Neural load
34 NLI
Power draw
680 mW
Surgery
Class C
Bus
NL-4
€7,850Day-one drop
Dermal

Graphene Subdermal Weave

Vantor Biomaterials

Neural load
7 NLI
Power draw
passive
Surgery
Class B
Bus
—
€4,200Day-one drop
Security

Aegis ICE-4 Neural Firewall

Halberd Systems

Neural load
8 NLI
Power draw
90 mW
ICE rating
Tier 4
Bus
NL-4 / NL-5
€1,190Day-one drop
Flesh is a first draft. We sell the revisions.

We started as a folding table of salvaged optics under a flyover. Today we ship certified cyberware to 31 cities, work with 43 licensed clinics and sign every line of firmware we sell. This reboot is the biggest upgrade we've ever installed — on ourselves.

05While we're offline

Already chromed? Here's what keeps running during the maintenance window.

Firmware

Updates keep flowing

OTA updates on the stable channel stay live. Your implants will keep receiving signed security patches throughout the reboot.

Appointments

Bookings are honored

Every clinic appointment confirmed before the shutdown will go ahead as planned. Your clinic will contact you directly.

Support

Warranty & aftercare

Glitches, rejection symptoms or warranty claims: write to support@cyber-punk.online. Medical emergencies go to your nearest clinic first.